Osaka Obahan! [“Obahan” is the Osaka-dialect word for “obachan.”] In tiger-patterned war clothes They vigorously haggle over prices (Can’t you make it cheaper?) They love free stuff (I have a big family) Cut down on UV rays (Visor ON!) Even if you lose at pachinko [pinball gambling] (Here you go! Have some candy!) They cheer you on (Good luck!) Even today, they’re out enlivening Osaka! OSAKA OBAHAN!